I Deserve To Be Shot

I deserve no respect. I should be shunned, cast away, and ignored. I have no dignity, no self worth. I am the lowest of the low. Thanks to this:


There is clearly something wrong with my brain. I already own two Nintendo DS’s, the fat old grey one and a sleek black DS light. Now they are worthless to me. I hate myself. But I must have it. And on black Friday, the day all vengeful warrior moms scour store aisles, I will brave the terror and claim it as mine.

To be clear, I’m talking about the Zelda DS. I’m not that pathetic.

Thanks to Destructoid for the image and news. The original story was here.

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