Beer, makes you smarter!

Cliff and Norm with the golden nectar that is BEER!

Cliff and Norm with the golden nectar that is BEER!

Few could be proclaimed more educated in the ways of beer than Cliff Clavin and Norm Peterson from the old NBC show, Cheers.  Here’s a bit of ‘take home’ wisdom Cliffy dispensed to Norm.  This nugget of information can be found all over the interwebs, but I wanted to make sure it was enshrined here at the Pub.

“Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.  This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

“In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That’s why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

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