Useless Alan Wake Information Released

Do you remember Alan Wake, you know? That game that they announced years and years ago, and nothing has been seen of it since apart from a few screenshots?

Well, some information has been posted on the Alan Wake forums in the form of a cryptic message that doesn’t make sense, and quite honestly is useless and pointless information. The text says:

“The amount of pages keeps growing each night. There are also new edits on the old pages. They keep getting more aggressive. The story is rewriting itself. The protagonist is now my namesake, and his wife is called Alice. The most worrying aspect: the genre seems to be shifting. It’s turning into a horror story. I can no longer be certain whether the hero can succeed or even survive. Apart for jumbled fragments of bad dreams and an oppressive feeling, I can remember nothing of the process when I wake up. But this morning, a breakthrough! When I came to my senses, I could smell her perfume on my shirt. I am close. I know it. I must push on.

– Alan Wake”

People who are excited about the game, look away at the posting, but quite honestly, i’m so bored of waiting for the game, and so little information has been released, that i’m not interested in the game any more.

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