Dear Leah,
I didn’t quite know how to tell you this so I figured I would just come out with it. I’m pregnant. I’m pretty sure it’s yours. I’m gonna go ahead and blame this on tequila because it seems like a reasonable thing to blame in this situation. Your mom is going to be so pumped. She’ll probably start knitting baby clothes. If she does I want that Link outfit on the internets.
Love, your friend,
Elaine

