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Movie Casting: Mario

There has been a lot of talk lately about video games being adapted into movies. Information about movies like Uncharted, BioShock and Mass Effect has been coming out for months. Perhaps the biggest news regarding any video game movie is the casting. Casting can make or break a movie based on a game. Luckily for you readers, below is the perfect cast for a (definitely not) upcoming video game movie. A brand new film based on a storied franchise. Mario…

Mario


Solid Snake. Shave that beard, throw on some blue overalls and he’s all set.

Luigi


Dudley. Green, blue, gloves, mustache? Check, check, check, check.

Peach


Zelda. She has the regalness down and can be kidnapped with the best of them.

Daisy


Lara Croft. Hopefully she’ll be comfortable wearing more than short shorts and a tank top.

Yoshi


Turok Raptor. It’s female so she’ll lay eggs too.

Toad


Aladdin. Change the vest color and put on Sultan’s hat and he’s perfect.

Shy Guy


Splatterhouse’s Rick Taylor. Well… they both have red on them.

Bowser


Andy Serkis. After Gollum and King Kong playing Bowser should be no problem.

Piranha

Plants VS Zombies’ Chomper. Chomper has idolized Piranha so the role would be an honor.

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