Okay, so we know every bit of news coming out of the video game industry today will be a joke, but, god, does this video sorta make me wish it were true. You know, in a universe where I could do any of the things that were required to be an assassin. The hidden-blade kills and melee fights seem kinda fun, but then people start flying into tables and performing leaps of faith in their own living room. That’s just not safe. For a series known for being über-serious this video ends up being pretty hilarious, check it out below and let us know of any other April Fool’s Day jokes other companies are playing on us in the comments below.