Archive | Movies

Lazer Team Review — Low Beams

Somewhere along the way in Lazer Team, the ragtag group of hapless heroes is described as “competent incompetence.” This, unfortunately, is also the most apt description for the film itself. Rooster Teeth has certainly learned how to shape a functional mechanism of cinema, but there’s little to no merit in the laughless, groaning result. That probably […]

Continue Reading

Dirty Grandpa Review — Senior Moments

Given the choice, you should elect to relocate to a piping red hot iron maiden for the rest of your life while repeatedly watching the Entourage movie rather than see Dirty Grandpa. In terms of production, it is perfectly sufficient, which is more than some movies can say. But it is narratively trite, remarkably unfunny, and confusingly offensive. […]

Continue Reading

13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers Of Benghazi Review — CIEhhh

Whatever assumptions you hold for 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi as a Michael Bay production, keep holding on. It, perhaps more than even his Transformers films, is an exemplary piece of film for all of the divisive director’s strengths and weaknesses. The end result, unsurprisingly, is a protracted experience that will undoubtedly split […]

Continue Reading