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Why I Don’t Love Cutscenes

Why I Don’t Love Cutscenes

4 / July 26, 2010 7:12 am

Something occurred to me while playing Final Fantasy XI. I just don’t like it. I’ve tried beating it a few times but every time I start I get bored quickly. During the last round of L’Cie loathing I realized that [...]

The Round Table: 07/04/2010

The Round Table: 07/04/2010

0 / July 4, 2010 11:55 am

[The Round Table is designed for gamers to come together to debate the real issues. No silly format wars here. Bring your best debating equipment, set up camp and let the discussion fireworks fly. Let's make progress, let's come to [...]

Games That Nobody Plays Anymore: Pong

Games That Nobody Plays Anymore: Pong

4 / July 3, 2010 1:54 pm

[Games That Nobody Plays Anymore is a weekly series written by Nathan Hardisty with a little title card help from Juan Houter. It's an on-going series about the forgotten games of yesteryear, and doesn't totally reflect the title. Remember; nobody [...]

Gamers Are Stupid.

Gamers Are Stupid.

41 / April 24, 2010 1:03 pm

Gamers are stupid, ignorant, vile, and repulsive, and are the most horrible creatures to ever grace any entertainment outlet. We do not crave innovation, we do not praise the new blissful fields of our creative masters. We will take graphics over [...]

Games That Nobody Plays Anymore: Gears of War Double-Whammy

Games That Nobody Plays Anymore: Gears of War Double-Whammy

83 / March 6, 2010 3:09 pm

Sigh. Horrible writing, an obsession with chest-high walls and enough forced depressive themes to make even My Chemical Romance scream in anti-happiness fashion. Gentlemen and ladies, Gears of War. Gears is one of the few franchises that I hate and [...]